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Hello fellow bloggies,

This will probably be my last blog unless i all the sudden get the urge to Realize i don't have much of a life and feel the need to start typing and documenting all of those things... As you can see, My friends and I are pretty much a bunch of drunk fucks. All we like to do on the weekends is Get as hammered as possible to forget that were putting ourselves thousands of dollars in debt to go to a school that doesnt even have wireless internet. COME ON MUSKINGUM... Anyways. This past weekend was a bunch of luffy fun. Friday we got so drunk we prolly coulda fucked out cousins.... You know who actually admitted to being able to fuck their cousin bc they are hot? CATDOG!!!! alone in the world with a little cat doggggg.. cat dogggg cat dogggg... I mean what can you expect from a catdog... The chad came this weekend and got everyone and their mom and grandma HIGH... with this bombbbb ass weed i guess... but personally i dont really smoke soooo i didnt partake in those activities.... But it was very amusing to watch everyone giggle... Then we hit up not 1 but 2 keg parties... And We decided it was a great idea to have like 15 ppl around a table and play spin the bottle which happened to be sooooo funny. I woke up on the other side of campus at my friends house on the couch with my shoes on... its was a funny time.

THEN saturday was the ugly sweater christmas party and everyone got all dressed up for that!! I wore green tights but my festive panties overtop to hide everyone from looking at my crotch.. We also went to dennys that night, Somehow my sweet speakers also just stopped working.. that sucked... Now i cant have loud music in my room. I'll have to get to fixing that. Everyone was wearing brookes weird hats, its was soooo funny bc she was getting so mad. Well im bored with writing this. HOLLLLAAAA

okay so a couple of weekemd ago fraley told me that she loved my sister while she was thorwing up in my trash can and she didnt even know what was going on. so now two weekend later she finding out that she told me that she loved my sister and she is freaking out about it. i think that this is amazing because fraley said that she doesnt even remember that she said that and that she doesnt even remember saying that about my sister and she has never felt that way about her in her whole life. i think that this is that best thing that has ever happened because she is freakin the best ever and i love fraley forever and ever even if she did tell me that she loved my sister while she was throwing up in my trash car all night, lol



dear girlfriend,
you are an amazing person!!! you crack me up and just tell it how it is! i love it! maybe you could run around the football fieldin nothing but your heels again..god i hope so!!! ugh, i have had so much fun with you the last couple weeks.. rum runners and waking up in kianu heaven..yep who would have thought! hmmm well my briain isnt working right now, but i do love you!

FORMAL

Tonight is Saturday November 21st, our Delta Formal which will be one of the biggest drunk fests of the year, lots and lots of alcohol =) giggity, hopefully there will be some good footage on here of show the night will go. Im ready pretty hung over from last night as it is.... so just keep drinking right

Hi my name is Brianne Pixie Barnes andd u=its r formall and I am fucked upp sooooo whats upppp...ummm I'm in this class too prob at a dif time, might be failing I dunno I been really depressed soooo I sleep n cry but its  formla so keg stands and svedka and vodka and drinks and flllly asss chickennns laying eggs...exccccept fraley threw an egg on me..FUCK U FRALEYYYY get benttt puyssssyyyy yhahaha  okaya dakota wants to talkk gooo dakotaaaa



Yo well formal is  a shitshow as it is right now i have smoked soooo mch treee and did three kegstands with a shitloadddd of jello shotzzzz for the dayzzzz of my unpredictable dayzzzz but i hate guyzzz and meeezse thinks that i am a "top notch hoe"" appatrently fuck that i don't do dicks bc i like licking cats like weezy likes to say but fuck bitches get fuckeddd even witha cast or ankle brace or without hopefulllyyy



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dear blog this is sarah fraley speaking,....  So its our formal.... and joe fisher  punched our window in..... bc he's a fuck and he was so drunk we kicked him out and he decided to punch in our window bc he is so awesome.... and everyone is so crying drunk.... and i just think its funny to tell you true stories..... lol i think its actuallly very funny... bcccccc i was gonna go outside and fuck him up with my heel and trager went crazyyyyyyy lol and i just laughed but i mean....it think its pretty funny bc im not the one in charge and im not the one who invited the person who FACE PLANTED ON THE KEG..... knocked over all the water and beer... and ppl still gave him shots and whatever... so whoever invited that fuck thank you....  bc you really invited the bst person...... bogard says hi!...




i love sarah slutfce...so tonite at was at the dlta formal and soe deuscher
ruinedmy whole night jus tried to hit some girl and that is just immoral not to mention completley uncalled for and typical of most assholes who are just sexually frustrated and dot know how to handle theselvs.....  i remember when i did things that were socially awkward when i was i seventh grade... i had an awkward moment once just to see how it felt....  it wasnt wat its built upto wat it should be i'd rather just do the damn thing... i cant wait till fraley hits on me

im just gonna keep on creating posts until im down with this dumb blog shit..... seriously if your a regular blogger you have NOOOOOO life... and you should prolly get one or just kill yourself.... just sayin

We were gonna go to xan open party but we decided against it.... we highly hate kianu.... lol... whatevvv yoooo giggity giggity, i hope i dont throw the asain cats up i ate earlier... phaha

gittity

Dear blog... this is your maker Sarah, i am drunk you see, bc we started drinking at stag at 4pm and we are supposed to be cleaning our house for our formal tmw... buttttt im drunk and i dont care i clean more than most... so sup.. i nver do this dumbass blog bc its a pain in my ass you see.. so today i finally remembered 2 months ago since my last post so.. fuck you blog. you will get what you get bitchhhhh

love sarah

Boom boom shake shake now drop..what yo sister sayyyy? I got my cast off todayyyyyyyy WOOOHOOOO Thank the lord. I hate casts they are not pretty..they smell bad..and are just uncomfortable bahhhhhhhh. It's almost my bday yaaayyyy 21 finallyyyy :)...yaaayyyy 11-22 everyone! Sarah Fraley is a cool hoe fo shoooo..sup? I am drunk and goin to see New Moon. I didn't know moon's could be new? I thought that there was one sole non-new moon? hmmmm..a milli a milli amilli amilli..uhhhhhhhhhhhhh a millionare ima young money millionare. Tougher than Nigerian hair! Forceyssss hereee. Bahhhhh I lufffff my luffy Deltas. Just sayingggggg motherfucker I'm ill.

Love, Kaching aka Twiggy



hi its be again..me and dakota went to the international dinner.... we prolly ate some dogs and cats or some shit.... lol how are we supposed to know what the fuck we just ateg... i finally showered and im gonna get ready so we can crash the XAN party... bc they are fake bitches lol

Update

      As you see there is a great start to my first ever blog "Wasted Weekends", expect more random postings throughout weekend nights and look for summary's of what happened those weekends. I'll catch you up on the rest of that weekend. Saturday there was a cowboys and (native American) Indians party with our brother fraternity. Bri passed out on the couch outside, The cops as usual were called but no one got in trouble. Brittany, Becky and I all had to pee so bad we peed in the bathtub. My attire to the party was Moccasins, a blue skirt, Indian shirt, tomahawk, and a head band with a feather, The next best dresses definitely all had to be Allison in her Indian costume and Jordan who dressed up like a cow"girl".

Here are some pictures from the party two nights:

Ally:
i am laughing right now bc coach katy is freaking out right now because she has to go to a manditory meeting in the morning and sarah is having a no pants party. steph is freakkkking out because someone stole her crenos..might i add small pizza. and i am being kicked out by brittany trager who is brushing her teeth. bye

Unknown:
second part of the night there is a no pants party going on at the house and i dont know how to control it. once people take their pants off i think there is not turning back from whats about to happen. bri said that meat head has a hold in his head and he had cancer so thats all for now...no pants party and meat head has cancer, but we still love him.



Meagan:
I'm an absolue lesbian and sometimes i want somethings that i can't help u know like a snicker bar thats to much money and a baby ruth thtat is to much money. It may not b to much money but i dont wanna spend all my oney on andy bars. i love ally thomas with all my hart she makes me feel like i'll b complete when everthing is ok and ally thomas is a pimp and nelly sings about her and hamie hatkow is a pimp and works on the corner and lses her lid evertime and she has no lid to fit her water. when she used to work at the grocery she charged extra for candy bars because she didn't wanna sell it because she wanted to seell it for less because if it doesnt sell then she gets a discount for half off... i love college n i love lesbians and i love lesbians and i hope that we will never have a rohonda moment to where we can get bad grades together.. we will good grades forever and forevr and n more bad grades rohondaaaaaa... tie dye central is the basic of abercrombie stores make sure they copyright that shit because we dont want them to steal our ideas.......

Duda:
okay this is wasted weekends and this is how our lives roll. we started off with a good and, but as things start to get a little bit out of control major ____ starts to happen. first to start there is a million and one people at our house and they are all ready to get bent with us. second i come up to go to the bathroom and i find bri and fraley in their room...bri seems to be a little bit mad at what had just happened. i see that she is on the ground crying because something seems to have broke and she cant fix it. bri has found that her diamond stone skull has fallin to the ground and broke. she then takes her eye patch and hook and puts it on to try to hide her sadness of the skull breaking. what are we ever going to do the skull is broke and we dont know how to fix it. bri is super sad and we need to get it fixed as soon as we can. this night is starting out to be the best night of this weekend. lets hope that things only get better as the night goes on. we love all and a last bit of info...get bent!!!!!

Bri:
this is bri

im drunk eating pasta salad ready to get bent...and bong beers for days, also rip bejeweledd skull u were sooo prettty...anddd im loving my pasta salad num numss:) get bent pF's



hi bloggers this is pixie f bri barnes... my skul may be broke but i might pee in this splatter painted trash can is that okay with yuuu?? we r all drunkk sooo if u don't love america get the F out!!!


Me:
bri just pee'd in the trash can
someone stole brittanys beers.... hoes...
and im drunk gotta get up aeraly tmw for katys swearing in.. gonna play beer pong.
bri owes me 5 free chipotles